An oldie but a goodie...

A HAPPY WOMAN

>A woman in her sixties is at home, unclothed, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, 
>"Do you have
>any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" 

>The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that not only am I
healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.

>The husband replies, "What did he say about your
>65-year old ass?" 
>
>"Your name never came up," she replied. 

Just a funny thought for the day from Rita Rudner

I love being married.  It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.  ~Rita Rudner